Game reviews

OK, since it’s been a pretty big dry spell in the gaming community with new games. I was thinking of doing a retro game review. I can do a ton pretty quick. So anyone got any games that they want me to review?

You know what would be cool?

I think I might make this a regular topic on here. The “You know what would be cool” posts. Where I just discuss a cool idea that is somewhat game related.

Anyways, You know what would be cool? A Bioshock Ride. Yeah, like an amusement park ride. Done in the same way as “Finding Nemo” the ride at Disneyland. “Miles, how did you come up with such an awesome idea?” You might be asking yourself…Well, I was at Disneyland with my lady friend over the weekend and she had never been on the Finding Nemo ride (Or the Submarine ride as it is known to everyone over the age of 20 when we remember what was there originally) Well, as we were riding it, I started to think about how awesome it would be if either Six Flags or like Universal Studios made a theme park ride just like Bioshock. (I mean, they are making a movie, so if it was made by parent company Universal it could be totally do-able) It wouldn’t be very hard.

First off, make the Queue line, look something like the old lighthouse in the first game, where you start at the top of a hill or something and then spiral stairs in to a dark cave with the Bathysphere. These are the vehicles that you will be put into, All the ride employees are dressed in tux and dresses as you look around and see that it is New Year’s. Set dressing would include bottles of champagne all around, cake, streamers, and various good times. Once you are loaded into the bathysphere you are then closed up and a familiar voice comes over the intercom. Andrew Ryan, welcoming you into the world of Rapture. The audio sounds a little outdated and muffled, as Mr. Ryan is done introducing himself and his idea to you, the walls open up to the opening shot of Rapture, where the bathysphere goes by the various sea life and even ADAM leaches and pulls up next to a docking station.

Something hits the bathysphere, knocking it off course and you are alerted by Atlas that part of the sea wall has fallen and you need to go to a different docking station. You start to go around the building and hear the sound of machine guns firing as Atlas tells you that the splicers have formed a mob and are trying to take over Ryan. You see a few shadows get mowed down by turrets and flying security bots. A Big Daddy surprises you as he is out on the sea floor and you pass by him while he is repairing a whole in the wall.

You come across a blown out and sunken building and it is the only way to get to where you need to go, so you proceed slowly with the lights dimmed down and enter a ball room of a hotel. Everything is eerie as you see floating bodies pass by the window and are moved as you go through the hall. A loud sound happens and you a Big Sister attacks you… you start moving faster and try to get rid of it. A Big Daddy is seen in the next building and put the little sister into the vent hold and rushes out and attacks the Big Sister. Atlas opens up the docking bay doors. He tells you that this is the back entrance to Ryan’s office and that the mob is ready to confront Ryan. As they try to break down the door to his office, a group of splicers come in and blow the docking bay. You find that Rapture is falling down all around you and that you have been damaged and have to return to the lighthouse to repair your vessel. A repair crew helps you out of the bathysphere and as you walk out of the ride you see Big Daddy suits on the other side across from being helped out. You walk out as you hear “Beyond The Sea” playing in the background.

That would be cool.

You come back around to the lighthouse and are pulled into a bathysphere repair docking bay.

Gamecast 1 – Here Comes A New Challenger

Welp….The long awaited…errr wait has finally come to an abrupt end. I have finished the final touches and have prepared for your listening pleasure Games 4 U’s first ever Gamecast.

Yup, that’s right. We now have a fully functioning Podcast on the site. We are legit now! Anyways, here is a quick rundown of everything. I’m sure I’ll have to fix this to get this working properly, but all you should have to do is click the play button on the bottom and you will be soon listening to me talk about video games and hearing almost an hours worth of wonderful gaming type of music.

Gamecast 1 – Here Comes A New Challenger by user6786890

Thank you all for being patient and putting up with hearing how thrown together the recording is. I promise it will get better, I was recording while manning the store so that I could just get it finished up.

Good things come to those who wait…

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It being Good Friday and all, I’ll let some more good news come your way.

Stay tuned for the next few days as I will be launching a brand new feature here on the blog. Now I know what you are saying…actually I don’t, I’m not a mind reader for crying out loud. Be that as it may, I know I say things a lot on here, but this one is actually pretty cool. just be patient and it will all work out. I promise. So check back and maybe the Easter Bunny will bring the site a little present that will light up your life :)

-Ryan

Smash Bros Tournament April 9th

Our next Tournament will be Smash Bros Melee and will be taking place on Friday April 9th at 7:00pm

Buy in is $5 and you will be competing for a multitude of prizes.

Come in and put your name and number down!

New features sooner than you think!

Alright everyone, just to let you know, I am adding something new to the site in the next week, so please keep checking back. I think you’ll really like it!

Darkly Perfect

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Today is the day. We actually finally are able to take advantage of Microsoft picking up Rare and are now able to play Perfect Dark online. Made by the same team as Goldeneye, hailed as one of the best FPS of all time. Just have a go at it and if you like it, it’s only 800 M$ Points. See ya’ online!

Final Fantasy XIII

It’s “Finally” upon us, the XIII (13th, for you who don’t know Roman numerals) installment of the Final Fantasy series….

Without playing for more than a few minuets, you can tell that this is gonna be one of those games you watch more than play. I’ll write a review sometime later, but from just the few hours that I have played, it’s awesome. Get it and play for yourself.

Bioshock 2

Bioshock 2 is out and it is absolutely amazing… Return to the fantastical world of Rapture in this sequel the 2007 Game of The Year.

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Bayonetta

The awesome new sexy demon with a suit made of her own hair and guns as heels releases tomorrow! That’s right, after a few months of being out in Europe, us Americans finally get Bayonnetta tomorrow on the 5th.

Check out this game, it is available for download in demo mode on XBL and also PSN.

Classic Sega gameplay and full of a awesome J-pop songs only a Sega game would have! Check back for a review when I beat this game in the next few day…. Yes, it’s that good!